zoomsplat 

First introduced by DJ Buddha of Paragon Radio.

-The act of teleporting a flying character to your position, at least 3 miles up, causing desired sound.

I was on my way there and you fuggin' zoomsplatted me!

zoomsplat by Bob the Mercenary May 22, 2004

zoomsplat 

first you zoom really fast and then you splat into something lol like durr didnt you know that???? durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Im hot call me at zoomsplat

zoomsplat by moco kids durr June 3, 2005

zoompatak 

an extrordinary feeling, may be exhilaration or disgust.

my date last night was zoompatak!(disgusting)or
my date last night was zoompatak!(Super hot)

zoompatak by Puvuday March 5, 2008

Zoombalator 

Shaun White Language for Large Women who goes on a crash diet.

"look at the Zoombalator"

"Man thats one Zoombalator"

Zoombalator by Steve123456789 June 27, 2007

Zoomsquatting 

The act of taking a photo of someone's actual home background on video conference calls and using it as your own.

I caught Ted from accounting Zoomsquatting in my living room on the all-hands call.

Zoomsquatting by Stuporstar March 8, 2021

Zoomspeak 

When someone, usually a gen-Z kid or "zoomer," is overly scared of saying any word with any sort of harsh connotation, so they either replace the word with goofy lingo (usually from tiktok) or censor it obnoxiously. Usually done out of fear of being banned from whatever social media platform they use, or to avoid accidentally triggering anyone who may be offended by these words.

"Hey I heard about this PDF file who 🍇'd a bunch of m1n0rs, I really think he should unalive himself."
"Can you fuck off with the zoomspeak here?"

Zoomspeak by Rotbutt September 17, 2025