in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

your guyses

addressing a group's ownership

Your guyses house is the shiz-nit!

by cindythelou August 30, 2007

there's your boyfriend

The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.

(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.

by spiffalicious December 6, 2011

Your mother

The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004

your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

by Jimbo_oc September 27, 2007

in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

by Taryn W July 27, 2005

up yours

“Up yours” is a multi-word consisting of the adverb “up”, which generally indicates the direction looking away from earth toward the sky and “yours” is a possessive pronoun used to show possession or belonging to a person.

Tom: Say baby, you want to go out on a date this weekend we could have some fun.
Suzie: No Tom, I do not like you, you have a huge beer gut, I do not date men like you.
Tom: up yours bitch!

by Billy BullSchitter August 1, 2016