wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

Wikle

One super hot babe!!

That Wikle girl is soooo fly!!

by BW31 September 6, 2011

Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

winkerpeeps

eyes

Look into my winkerpeeps.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her winkerpeeps.
The winkerpeeps are the window of the soul.

by Narby May 12, 2014

wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

winker whacker

A male organism that likes to masterbate

They were all winker whackers playing together

by Hdjhddhd December 15, 2016