smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

Stinky Willy

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth

Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'

by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022

Willy Falcon

Former drug kingpin. In the late 1970s 1980s into the 1990s if you were doing cocaine in Miami it was a 85% chance that it was that it was his cocaine. He helped build Miami Skyline something us broke people don't know nothing about.

Willy Falcon was a drug master.

by King panter April 21, 2022

Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag

He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle

by Elab September 13, 2016

Willy Kahler

A Man-Slag known by half of Essex... Not for good reason. Sends almost more nudes to girls than boys. (It's close) (Never been leaked... yet) Starts fights with all the boys of his snap but never backs it up. Toxic.

A: Yo I'm talking to this really cool dude.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.

by anonymous376740 September 5, 2022

Willy Play

To play with someones willy or to have your willy played with by someone else. It could be used to describe mutual masturbation.

I'm going to meet my fuck buddy for some willy play later.

by littlemrham May 11, 2018

willie banjo

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .

Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .

by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011