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buck wild

sex that is loco, crazy, wild, freaky, and fun
Jakes told Rob about how buck wild things went with the two chicks he met
by Kittie September 10, 2003
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Wild Pussy

A wild female, most often promiscuous, having many sexual affairs with African Americans at the club and the cruise.
Dat girl be a wild Pussy!
by StantheManMan September 10, 2006
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Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.
Was you just fake wilding.
by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018
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ian wilde

That Ian wilde is a fag
by IRONBEANO August 8, 2017
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wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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Wild Meat

Slang term for the solicitation of sexual favours from truck drivers
"Alright mate, what you hauling? Wild meat by anychance?"
by Realmeatboy June 7, 2016
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Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017
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