wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

Wil Wheaton

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."

by NaasterChief February 19, 2012

wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out

I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.

by Native Warrior March 1, 2009

cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 29, 2003

whataburger whore

It is a female who performs oral sex on a male until he reaches orgasm, and afterwards she requests to be taken out to eat at whataburger.

Male " Wow, mmmm, that was an amazing blow job."

Female " Mmm, yes baby that was so hot, I'm really getting hungry now, can you take me to eat at whataburger? "

Male " What, you'll give head that great for a whataburger, your a whataburger whore."

by shanlew April 25, 2011

Wheat Ridge

Home to rednecks and beaners alike, wishes that it had class like Golden. BTW you idiot coors brewing company isn't in Wheat Ridge you Wheat Tard its in Golden. Wheat Ridge High School is home to many douche bags who suck at lacrosse and like vandalizing things. The residents of this town usually lack class, manners, good looks, intelligence, and for the males cocks.

Also home to inbreds, white trash, and faggots like Conrad.

Golden and RV typically own these trailor trash bastards in all sports except for one year in football but it aint gonna happen again DEMONS GOIN TO STATE BABY!

WRHS student: Hey dude lets go get wasted and hit on some 13 year olds
Golden Student: No way you douche bag Wheat Tard go get a life and a fast food job you'll need the experience later in life.

Example two
WRHS student: Dude Golden and Ralston Valley suck.
Golden and RV students: at least were not some dumb inbred piece of shit you White Trash piece of Wheat Ridge shit

by Ski Colorado baby April 22, 2007

wheaty

the rough and grainy texture of a penis

"His penis felt very wheaty."

by Q&C February 22, 2005