Weed is not good for you. You smoke it and you get a 'good feeling like in the clouds' if cops catch you with it or if they catch you stoned that's bad.
Weed is good. Weed is intended for inhalation or other kind of ingestion. Weed does not have any side effects. Please consult with the police before you start using Weed. If you have issues with Weed, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-IAM-HIGH.