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wading pool

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

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She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
by alliedfarces November 2, 2011
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weddingmoon

The newlyweds went to Aruba for their 2 week weddingmoon.
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Mexican wedding ring

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.
Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.
by Ce Ere September 13, 2010
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Wedding Dress

Sheet stuck to woman chest do to dryed ejaculation
To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
by Super Pace May 4, 2010
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welding

grinding your penis in between the thighs of another man to achieve ejaculation.
In the mid-90s, young men at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT-Madras) started the concept of welding as they were having difficulty getting anywhere with young females.

Sanju: Man, I asked the hot chick out to chai, but she rejected me.

Krishnu: It's okay. We can head back to our dormitories and weld Sanju.
by G-Bond April 25, 2010
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wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.
"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"
by banjax October 28, 2013
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beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
by mathmonkey February 9, 2009
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