White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest

Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

LA wedding

a shotgun wedding

Robyn, who was having an LA wedding, had gained 80 pounds while pregnant, and she still had at least four weeks to go when she marched into Rosie's shop and asked her to make a wedding gown for her.

by BeckhamsTears May 19, 2011

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

hurricane wedding

Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie

I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!

by Memedogactual September 29, 2022

dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018