Leo253's definitions

no brakes

Shart, that seemed like a trust worthy fart.

Dude, i was at work, tried to fart, and no brakes.

by Leo253 June 5, 2016

wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017