Money talks, bullshit walks

The well-off aren't accountable for their actions in society. You can get away with murder as long as you grease the right palms.

"Weren't they covered by our insurance policy?"
"Yeah, that doesn't mean we're paying out."
"They're gonna sue the pants off us. It could turn into an ugly class-action."
"No problem. Money talks, bullshit walks. At the end of the day we'll pay less to make it go away in court."

by fkncnt January 20, 2014

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008

Sneaky Walrus

Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.

"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"

"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."

by lSwarm December 13, 2009

frosty walrus

When a man with a mustache goes down on a man or a woman and come up with cum stuck in his mustache

Officer Williams had a frosty walrus after eating out his partner.

by lemmywinks February 15, 2006

Walrus

A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.

The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.

dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.

by cashoo November 29, 2009

Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

by Splinter226 March 2, 2009