Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 6, 2005

Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...

A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!

by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009

Washingtonitis

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann

INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.

by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010

Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

by Loppytits November 18, 2014

washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.

Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.

by shugatitz November 24, 2015

Ghetto Dish Washing

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.

if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.

by sirswimsalot July 11, 2009

Double Reverse Washing Machine

This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.

David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds

Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask

by Big Daddy Forehead November 28, 2018