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Whoop-ah Chic

Dads that go ham at night and make memories but sleep on the sofa and have to wake up first for the kids while wife sleeps in
How does he get away with partying so much?
He’s whoop-ah chic so as long as I sleep in and he’s up first … all good
by ShezLife February 13, 2024
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alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise
by AzRev February 26, 2022
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Whoop

Imagine having the best day of your god damn life. How do you describe it? The answer to that my friend is by using the legendary word "whoop". It is very important to not use the word "whoop". Believe it or not, but it actually exists some very dumb people who believe that "whoop" is spelled "woop". That means something completely different. It is not even worth mentioning what the world means. It is just so fucking lame, you see what I mean? The word should be banned from this world. Whoop is a holy word. It is the essence of life. Your goal should be to whoop as many times as possible in your lifetime.
Maja: Whoop whoop
Vegard: Why are u wooping?
Maja:

Vegard: are u ignoring me?

Klara: This is awkward, Vegard...You should consider reading "Bokmål-Engelsk" before even talking to anyone ever again.

Maja: Poor little guy. He is deff going to prison one day.
by Majsen February 28, 2022
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Ass whooping

The organ vs Indiana game in January 2026
That was one bad ass whooping!
by Knight knight 5 January 9, 2026
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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