that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

by Everyonealreadyhasthegoodones November 1, 2017

What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

by Cockhead September 10, 2003

say what now

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated

in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)

by ap1938 November 11, 2013

What?

The never fail perfect deflector. Always a perfect and easy escape route away from sticky situations. When asked "What?", you reply with the same response, and no one can ever really come up with a response to it.

Ex1.
Keith: "God, she's so hot..."
Gabby: "What!?"
Keith: "What?"

Ex2.
Mike: "So I made out with Greg's hot girlfriend last night..."
Greg: "What!!"
Mike: "What?"
Corey: "Way to go he's standing right with us, genius"
Mike: "No, It's alright, I've got this. He still has no idea about my tongue in his girl's mouth."
Greg: "WHAT!?!?"
Mike: "What?"
Greg: "GAHHH!!"

by holyfrikkincrap March 27, 2009

what's crackin'?

A greeting, synonymous with greetings such as "What's going on?"

Hey man, what's crackin'?

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005