Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 20, 2003

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

weasel juice

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

by Matt R Mason December 02, 2007

weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

by Jammie May 03, 2006

chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

by Charlie T. Brown February 11, 2009

twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 05, 2010