vietnamese tie

the act of cutting someone's troat and then pulling their tongue though the traquea to expose the tie.

I love that part when Mike gave charlie that amazing vietnamese tie.

by minotaur August 3, 2006

Vietnamese Vampire

When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.

Guy 1: I am getting that old fashioned feeling...
Guy 2: What? like giving her a Vietnamese Vampire

by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011

vietnamese firecracker

When you poop on someone's chest, then slap it.

Dude I was fucking this chick last night and she gave me a Vietnamese firecracker, there was shit everywhere!

by Chris wicking July 12, 2014

Vietnamese Gang

A gang of Vietnamese ladyboys frequently seen hanging on street corners, desperately hoping to convince young men they are nice young girls who will cook and perform wonderful oral sex.

Phil: "You remember that little Asian bitch I picked up last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, she smelled a little like Aqua Velva."
Phil: "Right when she was finishing me off with a Vietnamese Socketwrench she pulled her micropenis out and started jacking it off."
Bob: "Way to kill the moment."
Phil: "Wasn't too bad, I was too far along to quit, so I grabbed her ears and rammed my cock down her throat. Feeling her choke on it made me nut even harder. Afterward she gave me her Vietnamese Gang business card. I might get drunk and have her bring some of the rest of the gang. Wanna come?"
Bob: "You're a sick motherfucker."

by RocketPimp March 30, 2012

vietnam

The word "To Vietnam", a transitive verb, is used to describe a specie of treacherous conduct used by a weak and beggarly foe to defeat a stronger and more righteous foe. The Republic of Vietnam was a party, with the US, to the SEATO treaty which said that if any party outside the treaty attacked any member, that the other treaty members would help the attacked member. The US was therefore bound by duty and honor to enter the war upon the invasion of the south by the north. North Vietnam intended to and tried hard to impose a communistic form of government on the south by military force. North Vietnam was the point soldier in a proxy effort by communism aparatchicks to rule the entire world, but they could get any traction at all while American solders like me were there. In 1973 the commies "Vietnamed" or tricked the USA into leaving RVN. The commies promised that if we left Vietnam they would never again invade the south with military force. We left in 1973 and by 1975 the commies were openly breaking the Paris treaty.

We can't beat you, numbah 10 GI, because you are too strong of a military force, and we are only weak and beggarly slope headed gooks, so we will VIETNAM YOU.

by pamschel December 14, 2006

Vietnam

A country that LOST in a war against the United States. Not only was the war won by the United States, but it was a blowout. Until Vietnam, our military was never so successful. With G. Warren Nutter (my grandpa, assistant secretary of defense) running the war, we won decisevily. We estimated bodycounts in which we overwhelmingly won. Media said that it was wrong, that they lost less. Turns out we won by even more than we thought. The Vietcong was wiped out by the time we left Vietnam, and the North Vietnamese army was pushed back and annihilated. (see victory to understand how the war went for the United States)

Hippie- whoa dude, im really high! i think were loosing the war!
Intelligent person- look, we killed far more of them, sent them back and completed our goal.
General public- dude, he's right, we're loosing!
Politicians- If we dont pull out, we wont be reellected!!!
Nutter- Yes, but it would be better for the world to keep fighting. We are extremely victorious and could cripple communism in Asia. The public is wrong and we could still help the world before next election
Politicians- No! i dun care!! we leave!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2005

Vianna

An anorexic bitch who cant stop throwing up or eating so therfore she is bulimic as well

Oh look there goes vianna again running off into the restroom to stick her ugly face in the stinky toilet again how gross

by K11C February 29, 2008