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French Victory 

Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?

Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
French Victory by jiblkj September 28, 2006

Bloody victory 

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
I wouldn't mind having a bloody victory with my girlfriend.
Bloody victory by Brokencio December 9, 2010

Polish Victory Lap 

When a girl gives a guy a rim job around his anus clockwise, which is opposite of the direction of a traditional race.
My brother won't get rid of that large Beast he is dating because everytime she leaves his house, she gives him a "Polish Victory Lap" before she leaves.
Polish Victory Lap by dong master January 31, 2010

ultimate victory 

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".
Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
ultimate victory by Ownageism God September 14, 2004

Pre Victory Boner 

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.
Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.
Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

Machiavellian victory

Something that seems like a win for everybody involved that doesn't lose everything, though they're often not actually getting/keeping everything, and are actually slowly losing little by little over a long period of time.
People thought it was a Machiavellian victory when a few houses in their neighborhood were burned down or gentrified, then a few more houses and neighbors were lost, and lost everything in the process, then a few more, until finally there was nothing left of what was once their neighborhood. The machine, and the people that were part of the machine took it from them, and they let it slip away from them without ever wak8ng up to fight for it.