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teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

2. Third party response to an insult

Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"
"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?"
"Oh, TEACHING!"
by LauraLouise May 21, 2004
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Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009
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teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.
by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009
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Watching TV

by ilovewatchingtv October 13, 2011
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Twattingshite

Originates from the mysterious Suffolk based musicians known as Stitch'd Up Ninja.
Is used to show complete dismay or anger. Works well by itself or in a sentence.
"This is complete and utter twattingshite!"
"Twattingshite!"
by Raziel Stitch March 14, 2005
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Watching The Flags

An Ice Fishing Term, Where one bends a woman over, with her face near the window, and she proceeds to watch the ice fishing flags while the male proceeds to put it to her
"Brad Had her watching the flags in the wonderful ice shack"
by Ryan7062 December 14, 2008
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Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.
"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012
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