Turbononce

Used to define a person who’s very existence is infinitely nonsensical.

Lawrence: “Did you see that scene with the coach and all those dudes?”
Daniel: “Yeh bru, that guy was a turbononce. He deserved a good bounce.”

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

turbo slut

A girl that is takes being a slut to a turbocharged level.

That girl takes slut to a whole new level. She has to be a turbo slut.

by hooker72005 January 30, 2007

turboisland

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"

"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"

by Dr Olaf Popinjay January 11, 2009

Turbo

a half Smirnoff ice half cold shot drink mix that gets you ridiculously drunk.

look at that guy over there i saw him drink some turbos and he cant even walk.

by stinkyboxers July 25, 2011

super ultra mega turbo

a person who is extremely nerdy about one particular subject... i.e. a collector of pokemon cards

1. That fool went super ultra mega turbo on deez nutz.

2. That pokemon fan is super ultra mega turbo.

by Malone Dick November 15, 2003

turbo props

to give someone more props than normal props and mad props, if u were given turbo props u are the difference.

i give turbo props to u cos u are the difference

by ooncha April 29, 2004

mitzibushi turbo

A kind of extacy tablet. Said by many including myself to be the best pill out there. They often come in vairious coulours including green, red and ive also seen a black one before! Dropping 1 will keep you dancing all night, while dropping 2 will make you pull faces for a long long time.Coming up on these is like being hit by a bus, it just makes you see why they are called extacy tablets.
Effects include:
Amazing level of compassion towards freinds.
The ability to talk codshit to absolute strangers.
Any music is the best youve ever herd.
Addiction to strobe lighting.
Possible trips (just to keep you on your toes)
Contrary to popular belive it is possible to sleep on most pills, but not these.lol

The active content of a mitzubushi turbo is up to 99 parts MDMA. this is an absolutely ridiculous amount. thats why they are so good:)

Good day Pennywhisle, what can i do for you on this fine morro?

One of your finest Mitzibushi turbo please Geoffry. Im going to get fuck eyed!

by Jules_rules 42 May 2, 2006