turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turd tango

Slang term used by skilled nursing home staff for the hour or so post-dinner time when geriatric residents, en masse, need to take a sudden shit.

Ya really gotta hop to it once the turd tango begins!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Demon Turd

A turd that manifests itself at a time not normally anticipated. The host suffers from feeling of embarassment and uncomfort until the demon is released. Sometimes this comes in the form of a demon poo, which is more liquid in form.

Jim: Man, I don't feel well. I got to take a shit and I hate going in public.

Roy: You know you'll feel better when you release that demon turd.

by Rich f November 27, 2009

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019