Throbbing Blood Tube

Another way to describe a long hard cock

Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck

by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016

Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006

foof tube

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.

"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"

by ogmarshall December 16, 2008

Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts

Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.

by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008

Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.

Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.

by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007

Noob Tube

Reference to a grenade launcher type weapon featured in several warfare silmulation games, both online and offline.
Takes very little skill to use and can kill whole groups of enemies with a single indirect hit, yet the explosion needs to be fairly close.

To be used liberally against elitist gamers who play games all day because they can't get jobs and whenever they can't win they start crying. Much amusement to be had reading their abuse.

Player 1 dies from grenade launcher attack.
Player 1 responds: "omfgwtfbbq you noob tubed me again you f&(*ing noob go have intercourse with your mum blah blah blah blah blah!!!!11!!!!11111"

by Goulderchauf April 14, 2010