1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
by Joshua Nickerson March 25, 2010
by candy slamberg February 20, 2015
When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
by Dingleberryface6996 April 03, 2014
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by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
by qgyh2 October 20, 2013
That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!
by tinyladske June 19, 2014