Trying in the absence of certainty

Nah.

Hym "Try in the absence of certainty? Try what? Try to murder kids? Oh I had 3 the other day. The were waiting for the bus. One fatty leaned up against a fence (rookie mistake) and then a few steps ahead 2 girls one with her back turned and the other standing in front of her but she was shorter than the girl with her back turned so she wouldn't have even seen me get the fatty. So picture this: I push the fatty into the fence so she can't run (which is why it's a rookie mistake) stabstabstab and then 2 or the hop-steps to get to the girl with her back turned. One of the other ones sees me get the fatty and screams. This causes the tall girl to turn around but it's too late! I've already hopped. I've already stepped. I'm there! Stabstab! The short girl leans over to see what's going on but I'm already on the tall girl. The short girl off the centerline.

It's going to take her a second to recalibrate and start running AND my gait is like 3 times the length of her. She pivots and turns to run, screaming, I'm too quick. I already stepped over the tall girl. Stabstabstabstabstab. (Deja Vu) The other see what's going on. No adults around. They don't kmow what to do. Adults start rushing out of their apartments and swarm me. I'm till stabbing. They grab me. I start screaming 'RAAAAAAAAAHLALALAL! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHALAL!!' They pin me down till the police arrive. They bring the girl to the hospital- OH NO! THEY'RE GOING INTO SEPSIS!!! DID HE DIP THE SHANK HE MADE WITH THE BLADE OF A POCKET KNIFE AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IN HIS OWN SHIT!? OH MY GOD! OOOOH MY GOD! THEY'RE DYING!! THEY'RE DYHEHEING!!! NAAAWWWOOAH! Wait. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Trying in the absence of certainty! Right. Nah."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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Trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome

And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.

Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

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No I was trying to prevent it but you stupid fucks 'Have A right not to be coerced into making the fucking YouTube video I wanted' don't you motherfucker? 'You can't fucking compel me to speak thus. Meh!'

Hym "And you clearly want to say 'We don't both need to do it.' And there is a lot of 2 foot tall shit rolling around that we don't need either. I'm doing what I'm doing. What I'm trying to do isn't the fucking point here jackass. You likely already know what I want but I don't want to give you too much credit. I'm just doing bigotry. I've decided bigotry so I'm doing that now. It doesn't matter what trying to do. I'll spell it out really slow for you. If school shooting A... Was caused by THIS SPECIFIC THING... Then YOU... Could have STOPPED THAT ONE... Without banning the guns or changing the safety rules... You might not have been able to stop PREVIOUS ones because you didn't know that this was the cause of that... But if you would have identified the cause IN THE WAY THAT I DID.. I did that... There probably would have been fewer OF THEM... AND... THERE ARE THAT NOW, FUCK-FACE! You're welcome! There are less of them now. That shit wasn't YOU. I didn't HAVE to try. I DID it. You don't like how I did it but it's done. You probably could have sucked less and been less obtuse one YOUR end of it motherfucker but it is clear that you missed the point and thought it and you were something it wasn't and you aren't."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

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That is not what you are trying to do. I know what you are trying to do. What you are trying to do is get me to explain thing to you in such a way that you get to strip me of whatever leverage I have before you come here. There is no combination of words I can say to you that will make that happen for you. I made absolutely sure of it. And I limited my own power so that I can't do anything if you do not do exactly what I'm telling you to do here. Now.

Hym "So you aren't 'just trying to understand.' Additionally, I am a language and abstraction genius. There is no combination of words YOU can say to trick me into believing something YOU DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN WHEN YOU SAY THEM. Nothing disqualifies me. Nothing invalidates my status. Half-measures won't ever work. No matter how hard you do a half-measure it will not become a whole-measure. I'm not the one embarrassing myself here anymore. You wanted to swap. So there."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

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Dialing back a hyperbolic statement and then taking some precautions.

Hym "This doesn't count as trying and you know it. It's a 'coup' or 'insurrection' so farfetched and convoluted that it would only count if it works."

by Hym Iam January 2, 2026

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Tring•Ding(tringding)

Noun:

A derogatory term/nickname/reference for a low•value, possibly dingy and dumb, as well as generally basic, female/male or "sidepiece".
A person of 0 substance, who is kept around solely for ridiculous and easy entertainment reasons, or to fill a void; someone who is fundamentally insignificant and disposable, more than likely temporary anyways, in one's life or presence.

Usage:

Typically used to describe someone a woman or man is "running around with", fooling or messing with, choosing to deal with instead when they are avoiding something real.
The term overall highlighting the foolishness and lack of longevity in the relationship between two people.
Seen as someone whom is pointless, useless in the long•run, dull, basic, boring, simple, easy, ridiculous, ignorant, a waste, just around for shits and giggles, and probably possibly just to have sex with.

Example(s):

"He’s just out and about running around with some damn dumb little tring•ding(tringding), right now, ha."
"Oh, she's been hanging out with her little tring•ding guy or whatever and shit, again?"
"That girl ain't shit but a little tring•ding to and for him, please!"
"She calls him her "tring•ding" because she knows he ain't shit, probably won't be around forever, and is probably just a form of some temporary piece of ass, anyways! LOL"

This term was originally and initially said by and formed, straight from the mouth of S. NICOLE❤︎ based out of the state of Oklahoma, on or around approximately the month and year of September 2025(for lifelong validation, documentation, and copyright©️ purposes to prove and solidify the word/term/definition etc to be the very 1st of).

by 𝓑𝓪𝓭𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮Bɛªuty❥ January 13, 2026

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