trees

a slang for marijuana, weed, etc.

p1: hey bro you got any trees

p2: yeah bro I got some good shit

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

treeskirt

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.

Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!

by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004

treestand

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

treehugger

Hippie

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy

they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"

by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003