holiday treat

observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating

gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres' a holiday treat!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

indian treat

When you shit into a condom freeze it and give it to your girlfriend as a treat for being a good girl

Here girl come get your Indian treat

by MT_ October 10, 2021

Lady treats

Those items lodged behind a lady's ear.

Come here; I'd really like to lick your lady treats.

by The Lady Treat June 8, 2009

youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023