Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

traffic

The worst thing to get stuck in.

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025