To5ted

Awesome ass dubstep DJ in south florida.

I listened to To5ted and my brain melted.

by yourstruelyto5ted October 5, 2011

tortude

to surprise ones aquaintances by dressing up as hooded figures from popular movies

"my friends have just performed tortude on me"

by tudsnveejay January 2, 2012

torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015

toited

fucked up

Trenton was so toited at that party.

by Yoity March 23, 2016

torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.

Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017