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Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator January 13, 2009
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Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011
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Lakrits tomte

Lakrits tomte is a swedish saying for black people, it is used in a negative way to discriminate black people.
a Lakrits tomte comes from skum tomte wich is a swedish candy resembeling a santa and lakrits is licorice.
''Jävla lakrits tomte''
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Going to Topeka.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.
by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009
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Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.
I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.
by judisthehudis May 1, 2018
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High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.
Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.
by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008
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Topdeck

Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
2. Affirmative.
Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"

"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy
by Topdectoboss September 2, 2013
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