Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
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The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
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