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toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.
Who went toot???!!!
by Poopcorp ko June 4, 2020
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Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
by Ltlitty January 29, 2023
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Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.
She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".
by KittyPooper May 12, 2022
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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
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toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)
david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot
by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016
mugGet the toot slootmug.

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s
aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig
by mr tooted up December 2, 2020
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