havana toastie

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.

by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

Toastersex

Act of vertical butt sex. one lays down other does the fucking push up style.

cody why is your face all red

Nick i had toastersex

by hand_of_god119 November 17, 2009

Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.

Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!

by Sugilite April 5, 2010

Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

toaster sex

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.

" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "

by Jena :D December 15, 2008

toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."

(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"

by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006