A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
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Get the Toad mug.A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.
Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”
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