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New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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hard times

a period of economic problems
The restaurant closed down because everyone was suddenly going through hard times.
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Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.
by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009
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Shake it three times

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
by Monkey666 January 26, 2011
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8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.
"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"
by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019
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Shiver my timbers

basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out

FFSOMG
Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019
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super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol
Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018
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