porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.

'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'

by starflier December 8, 2003

jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal

See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.

by TheDankestPepe September 2, 2016

jaan pie

A jaan pie is a pie filled with an endless amount of love, warmth, and joy. When you eat a jaan pie, you can't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world to have tasted such a heart warming pie.

(The term 'jaan' that is used in jaan pie, literally means 'life' and is a term of endearment in South Asian cultures)

Roki, you're my jaan pie and I want to eat you right now! :3 <3

by thebeignet January 23, 2019

Curry pie

An attractive person of Indian or middle eastern decent.

Cutie-pie plus Indian guy equals Curry Pie.

by Currychaser March 6, 2019

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

Gibber Pie

A whole bunch of non sense

Thats a whole bunch of Gibber Pie!

by Thesunshines November 14, 2010