San Carlos

San Carlos, Bay Area, California, 94070, +1 (650)
The absolute shittiest city in the bay area. 97% of kids have 3 pairs of air pods and the lowest income is well over 100k. If you have an IPhone that is older than 2 years, get used to people not talking to you because, "We don't speak poor." Get used to both white and black kids saying ni**a and fuck all the time.

Guy 1: Damn have you been to San Carlos?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw some white kid named Tony jakkin' off in the middle of the street
Guy 1: DAMN!

by Random Animator May 3, 2019

carlos mencia

An ignorant someimes politically incorrect person who yells when he gets excited. He is so lame. He looks like East LA trash.

Carlos Mencia is so lame. He sucks and he doesn't make me laugh.

by G.Davis November 19, 2006

Carlos Mencia

A Comedian who sucks ass when i started watching him i thought he was funny and thats because i was 7 now i realize hes a talentless sob

"lets buy a Carlos mencia dvd" why its bad dvd night

by immabeeejkimawasp July 23, 2010

Carlos Mencia

A one-shtick, fat, moronic "comedian". If Comedy Central outlawed the use of the phrase "DE DA DE", he would be mowing people's lawns where he belongs.

I think Carlos Mencia is funny, so I probably have Autism.

by SmellyBaptist September 28, 2006

Carlos Torres

A Sexy Young Stallion. With The Cock Of A Walrus. He'll Fuck Ya Shit Up! Wheelchair Anyone? He doesnt always drink but when he does he prefers dos equis!

CARLOS TORRES WILL FUCK YA WORLD UP

by bigdickwily January 10, 2012

Carlos Adão

Hes a brazillian warrior of peace and love. Mysterious and handsome, not many know him, but those who do, knows that hes a genius, a master, a god. And he's everywhere.

OMG It's Carlos Adão!!! He's everywhere!! Carlos Adão is love, peace and life!!

by Charles_Adam June 17, 2013

Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

by p0lar March 24, 2019