Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

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Alan Y

A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.

That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.

by trent_lmao October 23, 2018

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Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024

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Alan Douchowitz

The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.

Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

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doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!

He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!

by markku007 November 11, 2008

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