Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.

by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

teaching to the test

A method of education that focuses solely on teaching the material that will be on tests and exams rather than imparting a wider understanding of the overall subject.

Mr. Smith doesn't make his students care about the subject. He's known for just teaching to the test.

by shredmonkey February 22, 2013

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017