test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017

The Kemlore Test

The Kemlore Test is a subjective assessment of the customizability of a MMORPG's character spec (specialization, talent tree, yada yada yada).

A game will pass The Kemlore Test if: it is possible to put together a viable yet unconventional spec.

If the game is not designed in a way that allow for an unconventional yet viable build, it fails The Kemlore Test.

World of Warcraft used to pass The Kemlore Test, but after the talent tree revamps (butchering) in Mists of Pandaria, it no longer passes The Kemlore Test.

by Kemlore February 26, 2013

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.

prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair

by allisloon October 7, 2010

The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)

You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)

by fonty December 1, 2010

Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018