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Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

The Tanner-Line 

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.
*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line

dirty tanner 

Where you stick a tuba mouth piece in your ass and have your partner blow into it.
Hey baby, you look like you need a dirty tanner.

Brad Tanner aka Twist 

Broke wanna be rapper with no swag and a greasy jerry curl.
look at that swagless broke bum performing on the side walk, oh thats just "brad tanner aka twist".

Danny Tanner 

A full house hand in poker. Comes from the show "Full House", where Danny Tanner is the father, played by Bob Saget.
When I won the pot, I showed my Danny Tanner, and he was glad he folded.
Danny Tanner by Hypermagic March 31, 2009

Two Inch Tanner 

A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
Two Inch Tanner by Dora Bang August 28, 2012