Take a Maurice

Take a dump after you immediately enter a building

Wow - I just got back from lunch. I can't do any work, I gotta take a Maurice first.

by ckilborn November 22, 2010

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take that L

accepting your loss

Come on Jake she just won't go to prom with you take that L

by OptimisticTurtle September 19, 2016

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take shots

To point out one's faults (appearance, finances, etc.) in a challenging manner. (Similar to roasting)

Person 1: Bruh, go home and fix that damn hairline. Batman symbol lookin' ass.

Person 2: Oh shit, he tryna take shots!

by A Peruvian dragon June 2, 2016

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take to school

1.To show someone how it's done.
2.Beat someone in a competition.
3.Prove someone wrong.

Well, Quentin, you beat him 5-0, you really took him to school.

by Container October 9, 2003

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take a number

a reply. used when one of many people ask you to do the same thing.

i.e. james asked me for a sack this weekend, i had to tell him to take a number bc i already had 4 other people ask, too

by sacadosia October 13, 2004

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This relationship is over. I will tell you "let's take a break" because it seems like there is a chance that everything will work out, but I don't want to be with you, so that won't happen. This is often used in conjunction with several lies to make the other person "feel better" about the situation.

"Maybe we should just take a break"
"Ummm, okay..."
"Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine, I just need some space and time to figure things out"
"Are you dumping me?"
"No way, you're my girl!" (Lie)
"Promise?"
"Of course..." (Lie)

by PerleyGirly January 2, 2009

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