A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
by Blawan June 3, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019

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by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
