Nonce

UK Slang For Pedophile

"That guy is such a Nonce!"

by grayjoycon February 10, 2018

Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018

Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.

Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

prison slang a rapist or child molester; a sexual offender

Your dad is a nonce

by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022