Nutter toast

An essential part to the most important meal of the day. Take your toast and release your seed upon it, then spread as if it were butter.

"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"

"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"

by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

cinammon toast crunch

It’s clearly more superior than fruit loops

Kevin:Are you seriously eating fruit loops right now?
Kevin2:Um yea
Kevin:Bitch get the fuck out of here with that weak shit Cinammon Toast Crunch is clearly better than that stupid ass ducking circle pickle chin lookin ass cereal.

by Lolchigga45 December 27, 2018

Just Toast

HoYeon Jung's daddy

Just Toast and HoYeon Jung got married 10-9-21

by Sfnefnetqjrykeykrykryqlrykegev October 10, 2021

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008