Koolaid Tan

When You fall asleep on the beach and you wake up with sunburn

That Fool Gotta A Koolaid TAN from the flea

by Budlightman February 11, 2010

cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller

John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.

by pyromanicaldude May 5, 2011

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

Toujours Tan

Someone who is tan all year round but does not live in a tropical area.

"How are you always tan?"
"Oh, I guess I just have a toujours tan"

by Halle June 17, 2008

google tan

Similar to "goggle tan". Instead, you have "Google" imprinted on your face from being in front of Google's intense UV rays for too long.

Dude! You are teh l33t, I am in awe of your google tan.

by Jason Davies December 9, 2008

Dungeon Tan

The skin type of a person of which is really pale and who seems to be playing Xbox or Playstation constantly without receiving sunlight.

Tom: "OMG, have you seen Tim lately?"

Dave: "No, he's probably in a basement playing Xbox and getting a dungeon tan."

by HesAnonymous December 6, 2010

Wikipe-tan

A fictional anime-style preteen girl who is the official mascot of Wikipedia. Originally created by Kasuga, an admin on the Japanese Wikipedia. After it was learned that Kasuga draws cartoon child pornography off-site as a "hobby", this caused a minor PR disaster on Wikipedia. (Ironically in Japanese, "tan" refers to someone you want to have sex with - in the case of Wikipedos, a preteen girl apparently).

Wikipedia administrator: "Oh no! If the public finds out that the creator of Wikipe-tan is a hentai child porn freak, this will destroy Wikipedia's reputation!"

by VVX13 March 5, 2010