blast swim team is amazing.
by swimmaaa902 June 28, 2009
The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
by Gavstone The Almighty January 08, 2022
This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
by rozennn May 04, 2018
by 517 November 11, 2008
by Marc Nucum September 14, 2006
When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.
Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!
Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!
Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.
by WheezyLegere September 17, 2015
Girls that nobody likes but other swim team girls and think they are welcome at parties when they are clearly not
"Tommy was having this party but it was ruined when all the swim team girls came."
"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"
"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"
by dirty111 March 18, 2008