Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick

I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards

by Harpuia667 January 6, 2011

Avatar Surgery

On websites such as turntable.fm, where users seek to gain points in order to upgrade their avatars and therefore their level of respect on the site, lower ranked users often experience anxiety related to being seen as uncool or as an inferior member of the community. As a result, they work hard to accumulate as many points as possible, in the shortest amount of time, so they can upgrade to a better avatar. Once they have attained the new status, they instantly revert to feeling anxiety until they can accumulate enough points to move further up the ladder and get avatar surgery again.

I've been stuck on 286 points all day...if I can get 14 more points I can finally get avatar surgery!

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter

Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery

by IDidSurgeryOnAGrape1 November 26, 2018

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

Butthole Surfer

A band known for thier incredulous lyrics

Shane loves the butthole surfers.

by Ghero January 28, 2007

surfer

someone with the wicked ability to balance on a fiberglass board as it shoots through the ocean water on a wave, non-surfers want to be us, but most who try merely embarass themselves by trying too damn hard to be a surfer. It's something you wont understand unless you are born to be a surfer. But to my lucky fellow wave riders, keep it up.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008