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a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
by Life Suxs November 25, 2007
Get the stretcher mug.by MonCor August 27, 2006
Get the pussy stretcher mug.The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.
I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010
Get the Stretchling mug.When Johnny got up from his laptop, Chris sat in and started reading his emails like the true streichler that he is! Johnny came back and said "Quit streichlering my shit"!
by Counter-intelligence January 7, 2012
Get the streichler mug.1.) To be taken out of one's vechile by the police and patted down for weapons or contraband.
2.) To be searched.
2.) To be searched.
Homie #1 on telephone: Hey dawg, where you at? You ready to break up that kilo?
Homie #2: Not now B, the black and whites have me streched-out.
Homie #2: Not now B, the black and whites have me streched-out.
by joem April 6, 2005
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