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Statism

The belief in the necessity of an external coercive institutional authority. Statists may believe that the practical value of a state outweighs the moral discrepencies associated with statism, and therefore many believe that although the state may be an "immoral" institution it is a practical and necessary one. As to what responsibilities the state should have is a topic often times debated amongst proponents of statism.
Communism and Capitalism are both statist socio-economic means of organization both relying upon the cooperation and subordination of society to function. As of now there is very little or no land not currently under the influence of statism as nearly all land is under the influence of a country.
by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008
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the starting line

tom: have you heard of the band the starting line?
charlie: ya! they kick some serious ass!
by ghetto hanna June 1, 2004
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Masturbation Station

A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!
Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
by francis p. August 20, 2013
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Smiths Station

A small place in AL, between two cities that they tried to make important, but the only thing it is really known for is its' meth usage.
driver- "DANG! I blinked.. we just passed Smiths station, hold on and I'll turn around."

Passenger- "hurry the hell up! I need my shit!"
by Got the hell outta there! January 20, 2009
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semen station

a picture that is posted on /b/ of 4chan of an anime girl with the urge of becoming a "semen station"
"one month! only one more month of waiting and i become a semen station!"
by jeflol September 28, 2008
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gas stations

when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.
Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"
by 4123 September 29, 2009
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statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.
by vijekoon October 16, 2005
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