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Straight Girl Flirting

Identical to genuine flirting, straight girl flirting is the casual intimacy between two female friends that heterosexual women find normal, but is torture for any bisexual or lesbian women who end up attracted to them.
Is Sadie gay or not? She keeps touching my hair and giggling but I think she's just straight girl flirting
by Alex the Tired Lesbian September 3, 2017
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Straight Tiktok

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Tony Lopez's new tiktok? He's so hot!

Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
by wee.woo August 3, 2020
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mookie stain

terrible diarrhea that leaves residew in between your buttcheeks and underwear
These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes
by chuck norris 87 August 18, 2011
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spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
by anemix June 29, 2014
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im straight

no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit.
by D February 13, 2004
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Shit Stain

Shit Stain aka Vince Russo said .....
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018
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The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.
I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.
by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010
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