dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.

I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!

friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff

by Max Morgan November 10, 2007

Jonathan Stafford

supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)

nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch

did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...

ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live

by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011

snoff

to sneeze and cough simultainusly while smoking weed -verb

he snoffed after he hit the blunt it was so funny!

by theeviltwin March 11, 2010

Sloff

Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"

Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff

by Sloff April 25, 2009

Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."

by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005