Stale froot loop

A boring uninteresting crazy psycho that seems to ruin everything good that ever happens to you

Calm down you stale fucking froot loop

Everything was good till you got here you stale froot loop

Goddammit you stale froot loop would you just like go? I've had anough of you

by Crazyfrootie112 April 22, 2017

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017

stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl April 21, 2018

Stalkathon

To stalk someone so extensively that it could be compared to finishing a marathon.

It can be compared to the need to know everything about a person by searching their Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter and sometimes even pintrest.

Dude One: So are you seeing a new girl ?
Dude Two: yes
Dude One: show me some pictures, I know you've finished a stalkathon

by Missbergmann January 9, 2018

Stalagmitate

A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.

It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.

It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.

Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."

Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"

Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"

by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018